Demetri Martin. Person. - Full Special

Demetri Martin explains why rock-paper-scissors is illogical, people in glass houses really should throw stones and turtles are the ideal way to advertise a band.

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Demetri Martin. Person.
Original airdate: Jan 14, 2007

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